It’s neither a spoon nor a fork, but instead an abbreviated list of the movies I haven’t had time to fully review in the past few months.

8.5 – The Wrestler

A story of meat. Broken down meat. Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei are both fantastic.

7.4 – Ghost Town

Funny stuff. Ricky Gervais is a genius.

7.3 – Watchmen

I haven’t read the work, but I’m guessing Zack Snyder made a great translation. Anything with an alternate history sucks me right in.

6.9 – Body of Lies

Leo DiCaprio as a CIA agent in Jordan. Very entertaining.

5.6 – City of Ember

For a movie with both Tim Robbins and Bill Murray I’m shocked to find such mediocrity. Apparently nobody cares that lighting a candle would completely remove 90% of the drama in the film.

2.6 – September Dawn

Pretty sure Jon Voight only made this movie about the 1857 Mountain Meadows massacre so he could play a guy with tons of wives. A terrible movie, actually amusing it’s so awful.